i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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