Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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