I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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