The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
smell my finger.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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