you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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