Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
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