i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
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