Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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