Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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