Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm passing your future prison.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
