Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Randomize
