is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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