God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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