All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I think your dad took our porno
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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