I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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