shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
My hand turned me down
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
My ass is underappreciated
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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