Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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