Don't you send me to vm
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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