Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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