adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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