god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Randomize
