ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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