I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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