return my video game
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Boobs are out for the taking
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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