I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
is it fun? or sober?
Shame is for Republicans.
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