I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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