She said her name was "party"
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
The uberlube is also flammable
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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