meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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