That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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