Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
We are all done wearing pants today
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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