she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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