he wants to bone in the snuggie
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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