Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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