with your own penis?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
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