I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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