sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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