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i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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