Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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