I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
honey bunches of taint.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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