love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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