Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
you win again, gameday.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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