Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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