I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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