have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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