you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
