Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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