No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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