i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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