Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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