I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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